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"The
Official Council Rubber Chicken"
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Q: Why did the Rubber Chicken cross the road? |
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A: To go to The Council Meeting!
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Why did
Ronnie show up at the Council
Meeting on October 4th, 2002 with a Rubber Chicken one might ask? Why
not? There has been and always will be something inherently funny about
a Rubber Chicken. After all, many Council members have had relationships
with Rubber chickens for years! Therefor, Ronnie decided to procure
a fine Rubber Chicken and donate it to The Council as "The Official
Council Rubber Chicken". So from all of us at The Council, Thanks
Ronnie!
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Do
Rubber Chickens
make good pets? |
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Zack
highly recommends having a Rubber Chicken as a pet until they decide
to go off half cocked!
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Where
do Council Members get their Rubber Chickens?
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Jamie
says that they sometimes come in vending machines cleverly disguised
as potato chips or even at many popular fast food restaurants.
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David
enjoys dining on Rubber Chickens raw!
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Uncle
Gary was thrilled to be presented with such a fine Rubber Chicken
that he said he would take it home and take care of it for the rest
of it's days!
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What
do Rubber Chickens drink?
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Rubber
Chickens
have a tendency to quickly become sloppy drunk!
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This,
of course, allows the most unscrupulous scoundrels to to take full advantage
of the situation!
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Rubber
Chickens really
can't handle their liquor. Colonel
Harland Sanders found out years ago that it made them easy to catch!
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How
do you find out if it's a boy Rubber
Chicken or a girl Rubber Chicken?
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What
kind of fun do Council Members have with their Rubber Chickens?
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